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<p>GAMERS, we totally skipped our last recording day and today you find out why. Dielan went to go watch Project Hail Mary in theaters while Vic juggled Crimson Desert between his regular duties. We have a lot to say about both of these things, plus more!</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/HobbyR34/status/2036091433724338214">Nexus Mods policing a user for indirectly plugging Patreon</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/AyakaMods/status/2039899903397077356">Nexus Mods threatening a modding discord admin over Ayaka Mods links</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/DEGMods/status/2027404029827977651">Gov of NZ threatens DEGMods</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/3321460/charts/">Crimson Desert charts</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, is your favorite fan service game at risk? Can Marathon afford to settle for 2nd place? Is anybody really surprised Highguard is shutting down? Also what the hell are LADS fans doing? All this and more in episode 121.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
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<li>
<p>Steam Charts</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/3065800/charts/#48h">How Marathon is doing</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/1808500/charts/">How Marathon wishes it was doing</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/4128260/charts/#max">What Marathon is trying to avoid</a></li>
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<li>
<p>Marathon art references, Skooma sent these to Dielan &amp; Vic while we were talking about Marathon</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1rh60xr/what_a_gorgeous_game_man/">This post has the orange room Vic was criticizing</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/13rqqyh/the_original_marathon_art_by_craig_mullins/">This is reference art for the original Marathon</a></li>
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<p>RE: The Goon War: Not knowing what we were talking about we had Skooma react to these two videos in this episode</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4o5gaNTY9c">A LADS promotional video</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCx4OnquONU">A marriage scene from Snowbreak for comparrison</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/153-mp120-firebomb-your-computer">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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      <description><![CDATA[<h2>Plz join my Steam group (and try Valour)</h2>
<p>GAMERS, this isn't the first time we've commented on a Discord exodus, but with some luck it may be the last. @Dielan@shitposter.world actually spent a while looking into the state of Discord alternatives, three of which we will go into some depth in this episode.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/the-absolute-state-of-discord-alternatives-in-2026">Dielan's effortpost</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona">Discord's verification partner might be evil</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/2024954675162726590">Xbox has a new AI-first CEO</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamcommunity.com/groups/melonmancy">Our Steam group</a></li>
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<p>THE FOSS ALTERNATIVES:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://valour.gg/">Valour - Melonmancy's choice of FOSS Discord alternative</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://blog.fluxer.app/how-i-built-fluxer-a-discord-like-chat-app/">Fluxer - Some kid in Sweden made a shot-for-shot Discord clone</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://stoat.chat/">Stoat - maybe it's abandonware, or maybe the devs hiding something</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/153-mp120-firebomb-your-computer">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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      <description><![CDATA[<h2>Notice how Gaben isn't in the files</h2>
<p>GAMERS, welcome to MP#119, where the tangents were many and it is essentially unchapterable. We did attempt to but a few chapters together for the upload but trust that this episode is all over the place, in the most positive way possible. Turns out a 3rd and 4th Concord-like (as in commercial failure) is on the way and @Dielan@shitposter.world reacts to the trailer in the recording. We also spend some time talking about the audacity of it all that Highguard even has a roadmap. All this an more inside.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/URbW3j_GYKg?si=46L_BOfhrxNwaeNC">DankPods Linux Summer Olympics</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/Z3fvHSoGaBI">TW: SLOP - Hunters Gathering trailer</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://famiboards.com/threads/monolith-soft-development-and-speculation-st.51/page-55#post-2165560">Xenoblade leak</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/151-mp119-its-all-jefferey-epsteins-fault">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, Happy new year! It's time to talk about the best games of 2025. Be it drama surrounding the industry shows such as The Game Awards, as well as our own nominations. Here's how the Melonmancy Podcast awards game of the year: since it's unrealistic to always be playing new games at full price, unless you're some paid off corpo journalist, each member of our cast will award the best new game they played this year, be it new or old. It must only be new TO YOU. Please send us boostagrams or post on our forum what was the best new game YOU played last year and we'll talk about it next team, even if the game is fuckin ancient, if its new to you, it's new.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://odysee.com/@ClownfishTV:b/reddit-mod-crashes-out-over-penguinz0!:0">Former Reddit Moderator thinks he's a celebrity</a></li>
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<p>Melonmancy Podcast cast games of the year (spoilers!)</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2135150/Elin/">Victim's pick</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/">Skooma Dealer's pick</a>
<ul>
<li>Honorable mentions (early access)
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2828860/The_Forever_Winter/">Forever Winter</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/1757300/Jump_Space/">Jump Space</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/602960/Barotrauma/">Barotrauma</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2059170/Quasimorph/">Quasimorph</a></li>
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<li>Dielan's pick was a tie between two games
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/">One from this year</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/No_Mans_Sky/">One that was not</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, This is our last episode until we return in January 2026. With the Golden Joysticks behind us there's plenty to talk about, also @Dielan@shitposter.world has some first impressions of Expedition 33. Join us for one more episode! We'll be back next year.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.indiegameawards.gg/?lightbox=dataItem-mhwqynnd1">The unbelievable nominees for Indie Game Awards</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/LgIV2VdfXeE">Asscreed teaser Dielan reacted to</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/KkhmH28_4bQ">Asscreed DLC footage Dielan reacted to afterwards</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/123-mp117-dodged-a-chromosome-last-ep-for-2025">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
</ul>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to</p>
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<p>GAMERS, is Valve about to do the bare minimum again and win by default? What the hell is up with that squid girl? Should Warframe players try out Duet Night Abyss? Tune in and find out!</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/live/uswRbWyt_pg?si=nMLMA4TNhDsFi78l&amp;t=29">co-founder of Wikipedia rage quits 48 seconds into interview over being accurately called co-founder instead of founder</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/lyn49556/status/1985675379768770841?s=20">Lab grown, genetically engineered perfection</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/122-mp116-bank-of-symbolite">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://feeds.rssblue.com/melonmancy-podcast">Get the RSS and Subscribe</a> (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!)
<ul>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, once again free and open source drama has broken containment. Today Dielan will be your guide at the FOSS Zoo. Please do not feed the animals.</p>
<p>Stuff referenced:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://frame.work/blog/framework-sponsorships">Things Framework is donating money to</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://dmpwn.info/">Guess who ISN'T getting any framework money?</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/IntCyberDigest/status/1975998037320192270">Discord ransom hearsay</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/119-mp115-hitler-particles">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, pour out a cold one for ComicK and join us while we ramble on about video games. It's a slow couple of weeks for news it's almost like everybody is talking about something else.</p>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<p>GAMERS, @Dielan@shitposter.world lives! So much has happened since our last episode I don't think we could possibly cover it all, so we'll just talk about whatever we want.</p>
<p>Things cited:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://action.aclu.org/petition/mastercard-sex-work-work-end-your-unjust-policy">ACLU petition to do something about Visa and Mastercard</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, we accidentally our mumble server so we recorded this one on Jitsi. Since that only gives us a single track of audio we are giving you the raw, unedited audio. No chapters, no mercy. Just like you were in the room with us or something.</p>
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<li>WTF is Micro$oft doing?</li>
<li>WTF is Splitgate doing?</li>
<li>and many other tangents and ramblings</li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<p>GAMERS, we're back in the virtual studio for another sophisticated and gentlemanly discussion on the most important topic in the media landscape: huge anime tiddies on the best and baddest Bodytype Bs you've ever seen. I think the VA strike ended too or something.</p>
<p>Stuff cited:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/3489700/charts/">SB steam charts</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/18moptop/status/1933190735202812238">Commentary by Megan Shipman</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NVgwS2IbLA">Mujin video that shows the leaked discord messages from the SAG discord</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
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<p>GAMERS, Join us for a vicless episode where we talk about AI for a change and how it has been impacting our lives. I promise it's video games related.</p>
<p>Stuff cited:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/Cyael/status/1923488125998735449">Look at the bags under the Marathon guy's eyes</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/4nt1r34l/status/1923067988871147605">Evidence that Marathon stole art</a></li>
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<p>Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it!</p>
<p>Stuff cited:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.metacritic.com/game/clair-obscur-expedition-33/">Expedition 33 reviews</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/108-mp106-put-the-fries-in-the-bag">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just a couple of really long ones. Crack open a beer and chill with us. We're gonna talk about the Galaxy showcase, Marathon, Skyblivion &amp; the leaked Oblivion remake, and a whole bunch more.</p>
<p>In the opening of the episode we get Vic's reaction to a really specific trailer, if you want to follow along, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/kUS1YEE9mBU">this is the link to that video</a></p>
<p>Other stuff cited:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/gamestop/status/1913238850690044203">Switch 2 isn't changing price after all?</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/adishankarbrand/status/1910569497871966283">Adi Shankar is an Asmon fan</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<p>The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All of that and more!</p>
<p>Sources cited:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/whats-new-with-nintendo-switch-online-on-nintendo-switch-2/">Nintendo Online subscribers get to upgrade the zelda games for free for some reason?</a></li>
<li>Do Nintendo games ever actually go on sale?
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.dekudeals.com/items/kirby-and-the-forgotten-land">Kirby</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.dekudeals.com/items/metroid-dread">Metroid</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.dekudeals.com/items/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom">TOTK</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.dekudeals.com/items/pokemon-legends-arceus">Pokeshit</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.dekudeals.com/items/the-legend-of-zelda-echoes-of-wisdom">EOW</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://videogamesplus.ca/collections/sales?filter.p.product_type=NINTENDO+SWITCH&amp;page=1&amp;sort_by=best-selling&amp;grid_list=grid-view">there's literally 252 games on sale at VGP right now</a></li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.sagaftra.org/interim-interactive-media-agreement">SAG agreement you can read for yourself</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.sagaftra.org/union-myth-10">SAG literally says on their website to go audition for non-union roles and then strongarm them into going union if they wanna keep you</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<p>A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk about those this time while @Dielan@shitposter.world has time to get through the new Xenoblade.</p>
<p>Some links to stuff we talked about:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://github.com/electronicarts/">EA Open Source &amp; GPL'd C&amp;C</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/SoundCadence/status/1899850086999588877">Lying VAs called out by SC</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.pcgamer.com/games/assassins-creed/assassins-creed-shadows-has-convinced-me-that-ubisoft-will-never-make-a-good-rpg/">PC gamer said something reasonable for once re: asscreed</a></li>
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<p>It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that.</p>
<p>Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being serious.</p>
<p>Charts:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/2246340/charts/">Monster Hunter Wilds chart</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.capcom.co.jp/ir/english/business/million.html">Capcom IR sales numbers for 2024</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/2457220/charts/">Avowed steam chart</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/1091500/charts/#3y">CP2077 Chart</a></li>
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<p>Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @ironee212@shitposter.world</p>
<p>Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode.</p>
<p>We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://steamdb.info/app/2457220/charts/">Avowed steam chart</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=238809">TF2 SDK news</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/103-mp101-my-favorite-body-type-b">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up.</p>
<p>We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/StutteringCraig/status/1883958297423929810">Nightmare Kart dev crashes out</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/ProfPressure/status/1885045826424365437">Dr Disrespect gives post-mortem on Midnight Society</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/TheOneDeafMute/status/1887765603169222840">Lords of the Fallen announcement post</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/102-mp100-nuance-enjoyer">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://feeds.rssblue.com/melonmancy-podcast">Get the RSS and Subscribe</a> (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!)
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">our forum</a> we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads.</p>
<p>We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/TeamKillMedia/status/1880780993813987541">Literally WHO studio grandstanding over lewd PC mods</a></li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/SelacoGame/status/1882726785689031155">Selacodev immediately bullied after their trailer was shown at TRGAs for free w/o permission</a></li>
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<p>Obligatory:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/101-mp99-30-is-30">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://feeds.rssblue.com/melonmancy-podcast">Get the RSS and Subscribe</a> (this is a new feed URL, but the old one redirects here too!)
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own!</p>
<p>We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If you have a suggestion go let us know on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">our forum</a></p>
<p>We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://odysee.com/@Odysee:8/pleaseuploadcontentmanually:8">Odysee sync is broken</a></li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/97-mp98-dont-underestimate-the-length-of-our-backlogs">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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</li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, and some guy named Drew.</p>
<p>Don't 5get to sign up on our forum <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">https://melonmancy.cafe</a> to chat with us while we're out. This forum is an investment in the future, we aren't using it much yet, but we WILL see you when you post and it's a great way to keep in touch without having to resort to D*scord.</p>
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<p>GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about two hours of your time.</p>
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<p>GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more!</p>
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<p>GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one but that's because we are covering some of the details surrounding Concord, Dustborn, Star Wars Outlaws, Soulash 2, and Black Myth Wukong all in one episode. There was a lot to say about it!</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://x.com/HeyItsScrappy/status/1828223305515458733">Great point about Concord's art style</a>
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<p>We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a change. Besides, most of the bad news in gaming spreads like wildfire are you really hearing about those stories from us first? Let me tell you instead about how cool Evercade is. That and more in MP#93!</p>
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<p>Welcome to Melonmancy Podcast Episode 92! Keeping a light agenda today talking about the Second Wind drama, Bungie layoffs, our own backlogs, and more!</p>
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<p>Everybody and their mother had a video game showcase since we last recorded and it warrants a chinwag (he he). Somehow Nintendo came out on top? News and hot takes found within.</p>
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<p>During the show we compare Joanna Dark's new Buzz Lightyear chin to the video thumbnail of the same trailer, and the xbox 360 game from years past. We reference some specific pictures which you can see here: <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://i.imgur.com/FkOJQ22.png">Link</a></p>
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<p>Hydroking in the house! We asked Hydro to finally join us since our previous attempt to record episode 89 didn't save right. Expect coverage of Sony State of Cringe, The oral history of the Destiny franchise with Hydro, and more!</p>
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<p>The horrors won't end! Sony and Microsoft compete for worst decisions in gaming, meanwhile Ubisoft might have them both beat. All of this and more in our episode!</p>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>With the rise of SPW you can find Dielan &amp; Rick at @dielan@shitposter.world and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.world</p>
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<p>In today's episode Stellar Blade first impressions! Is the story really as predictable as the bloggers say? Dielan gives his predictions based on being 10 hours in. Find out in the episode after this if he was right.</p>
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<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>With the rise of SPW you can find Dielan &amp; Rick at @dielan@shitposter.world and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.world</p>
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<p>News concerning DEI in videogames has been winding down lately but content creators who agreed with us seem to be dragging it out on purpose. Is it grift? We'll discuss that and more on today's Episode!</p>
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<p>An article and several tweets were mentioned in this episode, links to them are below:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://archive.is/dtmIY">kotaku pokemon article archive</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/eldarmark/status/1780858989678678438">Warhammer leak</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/nickjcal/status/1776014264303587487">Nick's first tweet about Grummz</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/nickjcal/status/1776661825880207727">Example tweet showing the Em-8er founder packs</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/nickjcal/status/1777429120328024396">Nick on being threatened briefly with legal action</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/nickjcal/status/1777532162570416210">Nick on not being an asshole</a></li>
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<h3>Additionally, this episode has FF7 Rebirth spoilers. The chapter in question is clearly labeled. If your podcast player doesn't support chapters get fucked I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯</h3>
<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
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<p>With the rise of SPW you can find Dielan &amp; Rick at @dielan@shitposter.world and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.world</p>
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<p>Shitposter Club has been reborn as <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://shitposter.world">Shitposter World</a>! In today's episode SPW owner &amp; administrator @sun@shitposter.world joins us to give the full scoop on WTF happened and how did we get here.</p>
<p>Additionally, everybody pour out a cold one for Nier 3. What a game. Hear our exhaustive recap towards the end of the episode!</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>With the rise of SPW you can find Dielan &amp; Rick at @dielan@shitposter.world and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.world</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/73-mp84-the-normie-tax">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<p>During the episode we mention a tweet and an article we think you should read, here are the links to those:</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://twitter.com/Grummz/status/1770824726807552188">Grummz getting an alleged insider leak at a44games</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://archive.is/MxGta">Hilarious article about what its like to work for Gamurs</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>Side note: Until we hear anything from the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="http://Odysee.com">Odysee.com</a> leadership we are just going to hold off from uploading there. We have no idea what the future of Odysee is gonna be at this point, it's probably gonna die. So make sure you get the RSS feed and listen with a podcast app!</p>
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<p>FF7 Rebirth First Impressions! Helldivers 2 elitists on suicide watch after a single nerf patch! Rooster Teeth is finally Dead! WTF is an SBI?</p>
<p>All of that and more in today's episode.</p>
<p>We referenced an interview when we were reading out the boosts from last episode, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.digitalspy.com/movies/a823951/starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-donald-trump-20-years-anniversary/">this is a link to that</a></p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/71-mp83-in-on-the-joke">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>Side note: Until we hear anything from the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="http://Odysee.com">Odysee.com</a> leadership we are just going to hold off from uploading there. We have no idea what the future of Odysee is gonna be at this point, it's probably gonna die. So make sure you get the RSS feed and listen with a podcast app!</p>
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<p>Until SPC is back up, you can follow Dielan at @dielan@post.ebin.club btw</p>
<p>To everybody's surprise, Helldivers 2 has the world in an absolute chokehold. So we're going to talk about it. This episode is the first episode of the Melonmancy Podcast that uses CHAPTERS! Let us know what you think of the chapters, are they too long? too short? Send feedback to the forum. If your podcast player doesn't show chapters it might be time to get a new one.</p>
<ul>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Listen to the new episode here!</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe/d/70-mp82-the-trees-are-beepin">Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM</a></li>
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<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors!</p>
<p>Our podcast is proudly hosted on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://rssblue.com">RSSBlue!</a></p>
<p>Side note: Until we hear anything from the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="http://Odysee.com">Odysee.com</a> leadership we are just going to hold off from uploading there. We have no idea what the future of Odysee is gonna be at this point, it's probably gonna die. So make sure you get the RSS feed and listen with a podcast app!</p>
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<p>This episode is RAW and UNEDITED because <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://shitposter.club/dielan">@dielan@shitposter.club</a> forgot to set mumble to multitrack before hitting record. Enjoy our usual variety of gaming topics, including our review of Tekken 8, with all the heavy mouth breathing and awkward pauses you normally wouldn't get to hear!</p>
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<p>In this episode enjoy as our two cohosts, Vic and Skoomadealer live under rocks and did not know who won the Golden Joystick awards, so we can get their genuine reaction right here and now!</p>
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<p>Vic has returned! Just in time for the writers strike to end, but do you know what it is they actually won? Also Dielan has completely embrased Transfarring, the Kojima lifestyle. Listen to us rant about it.</p>
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<p>Our boy Vic couldn't make again, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposter.club and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club instead</p>
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<p>How can a single year in videogames have so many bangers? Come one come all for an Armored Core veteran's first impressions of AC6, and an Armored Core newcomer's take on the whole game. Dielan will catch up and finish up the game before the next episode, time doesn't grow on trees. Also what is DE smoking with Warframe 1999?</p>
<p>Our boy Vic couldn't make again, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposter.club and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club instead</p>
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<p>Our boy Vic couldn't make it today, so you're stuck with @dielan@shitposter.club and @skooma_dealer@shitposter.club instead</p>
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<p>We're going somewhere with this I swear.</p>
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<p>This episode is super delayed to get edited. In this episode we give a detailed first impression of Final Fantasy 16, as well as break down with evidence why ShillUp is totally wrong about this game.</p>
<p>This episode took so long to edit because Dielan went on to finish the game before editing the episode. Just could not put it down.</p>
<p>(Dielan is the editor)</p>
<p>- [Listen to the new episode here!](https://melonmancy.net/listen)</p>
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<p>In today's episode (recoded June 6th) The Sony State of Play just happened and today's controversy with Twitch and Reddit had only just started. You can expect updates on those topics in our next episode since things got so much worse after we recorded this. You can also expect our usual ramblings about what we saw at the Sony show, including this bastard of a Marathon reboot. Also fuck Konami.</p>
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<p>In this episode Rick and Dielan give some quick updates about why we haven't uploaded in a while, then continue on like we always do. Poor Vic was too sick to join.</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://odysee.com/@MelonmancyPodcast:8">Listen on Odysee</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/listen">Click here for everything Else</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
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<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! If you want to send us cash tips in USD, you can do that on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://odysee.com/@MelonmancyPodcast:8?view=membership">Odysee</a></p>
<p>We promised we wouldn't spend so much time editing these episodes so they would come out on time but our hottakes on this one needed to be extra crisp.</p>
<p>Vast majority of this episode is weighing in on the recent release of Hogwarts Legacy, for the sake of the listeners in 2030 binging our show like some kind of nerd time-capsule we even explained the context!</p>
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<li>Get a modern podcast app to use that RSS feed on at <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="http://newpodcastapps.com/">newpodcastapps.com</a></li>
<li>Or listen to the show on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">the forum</a> using the embedded <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://podverse.fm">Podverse</a> player!</li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.net/contact-us">Send your complaints here</a></li>
</ul>
<p>Big thanks to everybody who tuned into the show. I know 90 THOUSAND PLAYS isn't much by YouTube/corporate media standards but it means alot to us that somebody is listening to our nonsensical ramblings</p>
<p>Reminder that this is a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://value4value.info/">Value4Value</a> podcast so any support you can give us via a modern podcasting app is greatly appreciated and we will never bow to corporate sponsors! If you want to send us cash tips in USD, you can do that on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://odysee.com/@MelonmancyPodcast:8?view=membership">Odysee</a></p>
<p>This episode we welcome back our guests Zerrva (Jordan) and Metalchicken (Robbie) from our OG community. Who help us kick off the year with a look back at what the best new games we played last year were. We also spend a lot of time talking shit about Wizards of the Coast.</p>
<p>This episode was not recorded live as we have made our glorious return to Mumble. Livestreams will resume once @dielan@shitposter.club figures out how to install Icecast. If anybody's done that before please tag him on the fedi. On the bright side this gives us an audio track per person again, enabling us to edit out noise, voice conflicts, and silences. Should make for a better experience than the last two seasons. Not taking the easy way out anymore!</p>
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<p>This is a brief set of announcements at the beginning of the recording, followed by about 4 hours of unhinged drunken rambling with multiple guests (Including @dreamcycler@shitposter.club and @helsech@shitposter.club and @ironee212@shitposter.club - thanks so much for coming!)</p>
<p>TL;DR on said announcements:</p>
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<li>We are going on vacation again this year. Our next episode will be sometime in January!</li>
<li>You can find out when exactly we will return by following @dielan@shitposter.club or joining <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">our forum</a></li>
<li>There's no much to see on the forum right now, but we are keeping it up maybe forever so there will be thriving discussion there eventually</li>
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<p>No amount of typing on this post about what we talked about this episode will do it justice. If you do choose to listen past the announcements do us a favor and with a modern podcasting app - such as <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://fountain.fm">Fountain</a> please make clips of your favorite parts and post them!</p>
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<p>Topics include:</p>
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<li>Bayo3 voice actor drama</li>
<li>Note: after we recorded this episode new information came to light that suggests that Hellena Taylor was lying about the low offer, which confirms our biases that this lady is suspicious</li>
<li>G4TV put out of its misery</li>
<li>Fandom acquired gamespot, gamefaqs. giant bomb, metacritic, TV guide, and more - WTF</li>
<li>Overwatch 2 dead on arrival</li>
<li>We now accept cash donations on Odysee!</li>
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<p>Topics include:</p>
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<li>We have launched a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://melonmancy.cafe">new forum</a>. It's empty right now please go forth and fill it with posts!</li>
<li>Cyberpunk Edgerunners (review)</li>
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<p>Topics include:</p>
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<li>Nintendo Direct</li>
<li>Sony State of Play</li>
<li>Discord xbox</li>
<li>Dielan finished Stone Ocean</li>
<li>Warframe big update</li>
<li>NEW FORUM (and section 230)</li>
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<p>Agenda:<br>
Topics include:</p>
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<li>xenoblade 3 final thoughts (spoiler free)</li>
<li>vic beat cp2077</li>
<li>Atozy got sued</li>
<li>Reuters attack article on odysee</li>
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<p>Topics include:</p>
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<li>Xenoblade Chronicles 3 first impressions (Only at the beginning of chapter 2 at time of recording)</li>
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(in order of mention in the episode)</p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://youtu.be/J9hXyT3nRa8?t=5m4s">fire and ice vid - what herocraft beastmaster was like</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxvnlnUps3w">shrioku video</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://imgur.com/a/Oy2XE">airbus pics</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://imgur.com/a/B0t12">DOD - Dome Of Death</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3qYLIJt4HQ">Canterlot raid vid</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://imgur.com/a/o40sO">DG melonocalypse</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://imgur.com/a/AxXuy">bonus drunken nostalgia</a></p>
<p>e-e-e-extra bonus!</p>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0W7L7XpwUA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0W7L7XpwUA</a></li>
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<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-F3k_82P2s">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-F3k_82P2s</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeMFgu3LDA">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeMFgu3LDA</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09FTBDOveaU">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09FTBDOveaU</a></li>
<li><a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAg6-4Nczg">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iAg6-4Nczg</a></li>
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<p>Suicide hotline - <a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="tel:1-800-273-8255">1-800-273-8255</a>. It's not weakness to need help</p>
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